DATE: 22 Januarv 1998

TO: All Math Instructors

FROM: Jeffrey Bunch/Math Lab

RE: MATH TUTORING

EMPIRE INSURANCE

IT IS A KNOWN HISTORICAL FACT THAT......

JULIUS CAESAR WAS ASSASSINATED WHEN THE ROMAN SENATE FOUND THAT HE COULD NOT FACTOR A SIMPLE EXPRESSION;

BYZANTINE EMPEROR, BASIL I FAILED TO DEFEAT BULGARIA, BECAUSE HE COULD NOT TRIANGULATE THE ENEMY'S POSITION;

SPANISH KING PHILLIP II LOST THE ARMADA TO THE ENGLISH, WHO WERE ABLE TO CONVERT POLAR COORDINATES;

NAPOLEON I LOST THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO CALCULATE THE MAXIMUM FIREPOWER OF THE PRUSSIAN ARTILLERY;

ADOLF HITLER LOST WORLD WAR 1I BECAUSE HE CONFUSED THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS AGAINST THE RUSSIAN ARMIES.

DO YOU SEE A CONNECTION? EACH ONE OF THESE EVENTS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED IF A MISSION COLLEGE MATH LAB WAS AVAILABLE. TO PREVENT THE CATASTROPHIC LOSS OF FUTURE EMPIRES.

A REPRESENTITIVE OF THE MATH LAB WILL VISIT YOUR CLASS DURING THE LAST WEEK OF JANUARY.

SAVE YOUR EMPIRE

WITHOUT D ELAY!