DATE: 23 January 1995

TO: All Math Instructors

FROM: Jeffrey Bunch/Math Lab

RE: Visiting Math Classes

THE MATH LAB:

A FINAL FRONTIER

OUR MISSION: TO VISIT STRANGE NEW MATH CLASSES, SEEKING NEW LIFE FORMS AND NEW MATH FORMULAE; TO BOLDLY CALCULATE WHERE FEAR AND STRESS HAVE PREVENTED EXPERIMENTATION AND CREATIVITY.

WE WILL BEGIN OUR ADVENTURE THE WEEK OF JANUARY 31, THE SECOND WEEK OF CLASSES. ON OUR MISSION, WE WILL VISIT ALL NEW MATH

LANDS TO TELL STUDENTS OF THE MATH TUTORING AVAILABLE TO THEM. THIS USUALLY TAKES LESS THAN 5 BLEANS OF CLASS TIME. HOWEVER, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF OUR QUICK COUPS .

IF WE ARE UNABLE TO LOCATE YOUR GALAXY, MATH TUTORING FLYERS WILL BE BEAMED TO YOUR MAILSTOP.