DATE: 18 August 1997

TO: All Math Instructors

FROM: Jeffrey Bunch/Math Lab

RE: MATH TUTORING

MODERN RAVENOMETRY

(WITH APPLICATIONS)

Once upon a midday dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a curious volume of forgotten quantum lore - While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my classroom door. 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, 'tapping at my classroom door - Only this and nothing more.'

Enter here he came with gusto, entering with his flyers of info In there stepped the stately mathman of the saintly labs of yore. Not the least of nuisance made he; but ~ minutes stopped or stayed he; and the flyers did describe he, of the wondrous math lab lore. Perched upon the hardwood table just inside my classroom door - Perched, and spoke of mathlab lore.

Ah, distinctly I remember it was just before September; when he came a tapping upon mv classroom door. Eagerlv I wished the morrow; when mv students sought to borrow Solution manuals til tomorrow, from the stately mathlab door. Found they tapes, computer software, and talented tutors to implore Available here for evermore.

And the mathman, never flitting, still is speaking, still is teaching of the valuable wonders found inside the mathlab door. Reminding all if they should miss him. find their flyers for his mission, Neatly placed in straight position, in their mailbox or office door. Therefore students ne'er shall worry, nor for grade should they scurry Quoth the mathman -nevermore!