MISSION COMMUNITY COLLEGE
INTER-OFFICE MEMORANDUM
DATE: 23 August, 1995
TO: All Math Instructors
FROM: Jeffrey Bunch/Math Lab
RE: Visiting Math Classes
MORE POWERFUL THAN THE CHAIN RULE.........
FASTER THAN ANY RELATED RATE............ ABLE TO FACTOR POLYNOMIALS WITH A SINGLE FORMULA!IT'S
SUPERMATH!SUPERMATH
VISITS OUR COLLEGE EACH SEMESTER TOCOMBAT CONFUSION & FRUSTRATION, AND TO LIQUIDATE SUCH BOGUS CONCEPTS AS "QUANTUM MATHEMATICS". HE OBSERVES MATH STUDENTS TO FOSTER TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE ALGEBRAIC WAY, WHILE AVOIDING THE CRYPTONITE PITFALLS INHERENT IN AXIS ROTATION, MULTIPLICATION OF IMAGINARY ROOTS, AND MATRIX TRANSFORMATION.
S UPE RMATH
IS UNKNOWN TO MOST INSTRUCTORS, BUTWILL BE REPRESENTED BY THE
MILD_MANNERED ( HARD-WORKING) MATH LAB ASSOCIATE, JEFFREY BUNCH! JEFF WILL VISIT YOUR CLASS DURING THE PERIOD AUGUST 30-SEPTEMBER 7, AND WILL TAKE ONLY A FEW MINUTES OF CLASS TIME. IF CRYPTONITE BARRIERS IMPEDE VISITS, JEFF WILL PLACE VALUABLE FLYERS IN YOUR MAILBOX FOR FUTURE DISTRIBUTION.