MISSION COMMUNITY COLLEGE

INTER-OFFICE MEMORANDUM

DATE: 23 August, 1995

TO: All Math Instructors

FROM: Jeffrey Bunch/Math Lab

RE: Visiting Math Classes

MORE POWERFUL THAN THE CHAIN RULE......... FASTER THAN ANY RELATED RATE............ ABLE TO FACTOR POLYNOMIALS WITH A SINGLE FORMULA!

IT'S SUPERMATH!

SUPERMATH VISITS OUR COLLEGE EACH SEMESTER TO

COMBAT CONFUSION & FRUSTRATION, AND TO LIQUIDATE SUCH BOGUS CONCEPTS AS "QUANTUM MATHEMATICS". HE OBSERVES MATH STUDENTS TO FOSTER TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE ALGEBRAIC WAY, WHILE AVOIDING THE CRYPTONITE PITFALLS INHERENT IN AXIS ROTATION, MULTIPLICATION OF IMAGINARY ROOTS, AND MATRIX TRANSFORMATION.

S UPE RMATH IS UNKNOWN TO MOST INSTRUCTORS, BUT

WILL BE REPRESENTED BY THE MILD_MANNERED ( HARD-WORKING) MATH LAB ASSOCIATE, JEFFREY BUNCH! JEFF WILL VISIT YOUR CLASS DURING THE PERIOD AUGUST 30-SEPTEMBER 7, AND WILL TAKE ONLY A FEW MINUTES OF CLASS TIME. IF CRYPTONITE BARRIERS IMPEDE VISITS, JEFF WILL PLACE VALUABLE FLYERS IN YOUR MAILBOX FOR FUTURE DISTRIBUTION.